Pet Shit Billy – A Hilarious Retro 2D Platformer Inspired by Jet Set Willy

🧼 Pet Shit Billy

A cheeky 2D platformer tribute to the golden age of 8-bit gaming.

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💩 Overview

Pet Shit Billy is a humorous 2D adventure platformer inspired by the legendary 1980s game Jet Set Willy — but with a modern sense of fun and fairness.

Built with a love for retro aesthetics, the game features:

  • Commodore 64-style pixel art

  • Authentic 4-bit color palette based on Commodore 64

  • 320×200 pixel graphics – exactly like Commodore 64

  • SID chip-style music inspired by Commodore 64

  • Simple and silly enemies

It’s a nostalgic tribute with a very absurd twist.

📜 The Story

Billy is a kind-hearted guy who works at a cozy little petting zoo in a quiet town. It’s a peaceful job – feeding animals, petting bunnies, and keeping everything tidy.

But this weekend is different. His boss is away until Sunday evening, and Billy has been left in charge. That wouldn’t be a problem… except Billy had other plans.

To celebrate his son’s birthday, Billy turned the entire zoo into a party zone. He invited tons of guests – basically half the town showed up. Kids rode ponies, folks fed the goats, and laughter echoed through the streets. It was a wild, wonderful Saturday.

But when the fun ended, Billy looked around… and froze in horror.

There was crap everywhere. Turds and pellets scattered across the zoo, the sidewalks, even inside nearby buildings. The place looked like a toilet explosion at a barn dance. And worst of all – Billy has only one day to clean it all up before his boss gets back at 19:00 on Sunday.

 

🚽 The Mission

Billy’s job? Clean up the petting zoo and the surrounding small town before time runs out. That means finding and, uh… eliminating every last turd across nearly a hundred rooms of pixelated mayhem.

The map is sprawling and full of secret passages, oddball humor, and unexpected paths. Some areas are light and charming; others are completely deranged. Just like they should be.

🎮 Gameplay

At first glance, it plays like Jet Set Willy — but with much smoother controls and less brutal mechanics:

  • You have health points instead of instant death on every enemy collision.

  • Fruits and berries can be collected to heal yourself.

  • High falls may hurt — but won’t always kill you.

  • No infinite falling death loops (take that, 1984).

  • Reaching the successful end even unlocks a useful cheat code!

Whether you’re exploring rooftops, crawling through the dungeons or attic, or hopping across the sea, Pet Shit Billy is full of surprises.

🕹 For Fans Of:

  • Jet Set Willy

  • Commodore 64 games

  • Retro 8-bit platformers

  • Retro-style adventure games

  • British humor and absurdity

  • Games that don’t take themselves too seriously

🔑 Features

  • 80+ hand-crafted rooms

  • Hidden secrets and alternate routes

  • Funny sound effects

  • Classic music and visuals

  • A timer to keep you moving

  • A funny, forgiving challenge for retro game fans

 

Can you clean up this filthy town before time runs out? Or will Billy drown in a sea of turds?

⌨️ Keyboard Commands

  • Arrow keys move Billy
  • F1 — Toggle music on/off
  • F11 — Toggle full screen/windowed mode
  • ESC — Back to main menu
  • Ctrl + left/right arrows — Adjust saturation
  • Ctrl + up/down arrows — Adjust gamma
  • Ctrl + Alt + left/right arrows —Adjust brightness
  • Ctrl + Alt + down arrow — Reset to default